The Ravings of a Die-Hard Sherlockian: June 2013

Monday, June 3, 2013

NO!

I've come to my senses!
I'm going elsewhere to chronicle this globetrotting madness. travelinriverside.blogspot.com is the place...
this place is a wee bit HORRIBLE to read, reaching eye-melting levels. So I'll instead be chronicling Europe and other such global endeavors at the new blog mentioned above. Here it is again. travelinriverside.blogspot.com

Because I'm Cool That Way

- I own two Word-of-the-Day calendars; one of Modern English, the other of Forgotten English.
- I've named my violins (Dirk and Andreas Jovanni)
-My room is a total disaster. It keeps me on my toes. It also keeps everyone else on their toes. Viva la distraction!
- My computer weighs about fifty pounds.
- I keep a list of very nice curses somewhere. My favorite has got to be "May the Purple Bird of Paradise drop a Hungarian yak into your chicken soup!"
- I have mad fish.
- My guinea pig, Mo, is a ninja-devil-darling pig. I lurves him.
- I harbor two dragons in the corners of my room. They've been there for about three years.
- Oh! Link! Yesssss
- I have an improvised deerstalker. It is made of two baseball caps.
-I have a proper deerstalker. It is not very good quality but I love it all the same.
- I loathe clean dishwashers.
- Next to my bed, I keep a Union kepi cap perched on the handle of a wooden bokun.
- It's etymology, not entomology! Get it right!
- There is a colossal difference between skiers and those who ski. There is.
- I take Ultimate Frisbee very seriously. Heaven help you.
- This skull had a tongue in it, and sang once. Alas, poor Joric. I knew him. But then came the NutriSystem Weight Loss Program!
- I have a venerable old metronome called Wittner that occasionally shorts out on me in the middle of a song. Wittner's been around for...oh, about eight years... He sort of deserves it.
- I have OCD: Obsessive Character Development.
- On Facebook, I have over 400 pieces of Flair.
- I was born without eight teeth.
- I hum notoriously.